Goth Motors

OK, so you really want to drive around in a horse drawn hearse but don't have room for the stables. So what do you do....... You go and get yourself a

So here is a selection of the Red Blooded Roadsters that get us all revved up

Elvira's little runaround. Almost as curvacious and sexy as it's owner.....

The various batmobiles - they all have a certain Gothic charm..... and you just have to love the gadgets........

The beautiful but deadly Christine

Wouldn't you just love to get down and dirty with Mad Max's Road Warrior

Then there was "The Car"
The automotive equivalent of Freddy Kruger. Possibly the scariest car in cinema history.

The Munster Motors

The Munster family knew how to hit the road with style.

Is there anybody else out there willing to admit that they are old enough to remember Deathrace 2000

The unbelievably beautiful and drop dead gorgeous Plymouth Prowler.
Probably the only production Gothmobile.

Our own personal Gothmobile..... Fifi La Bat
OK..... so, you were expecting us to be driving a hearse that has been converted to run on Bat guano.... but we do have a business to run and even we have to be practical sometimes. We don't have the nerve to show you our other car (Ulric the albino Gothmobile)..... as he is a rather embarrassing shade of white........ oooops!

We have shown you ours....... So now show us yours. Please send us photos of your favorite Goth Motors or your own personal Gothmobiles and we will add them to this gallery. But please no pink Reliant Robins with a fluffy bat glued to the roof. They will need to have some real Goth credentials to make it onto this page.

OK... we really didn't want to include this one because David Hasselhof is such a dork..... but Ian insisted on it's inclusion and we have to admit that the car was kind of sexy. It's just a shame it didn't have an ejector seat on the drivers side.....

Dick Darstadly's car 00 and the Creepy Coupe from Wacky races. Thanks Ryan

And here is the first of our customers real Goth mobiles... Dr Boots & Tammy let us have these photos of their very own, very black, Goth Trike. Thanks Guys

They also suggested this picture of Tammy and her friend Rose in front of what appears to be a Westcountry Agricultural Goth Mobile. We have included it here because Tammy is one of our favourite Goth Babes....... but we are not sure about the tractor...... We could be wrong but there doesn't seem to be a strong link between Goths and agricultural equipment (with the possible exception of the Grim Reapers Scythe). However if we get any more photos of this type sent in we could start a new "Goth Emanuelle and the flesh eating zombie tractors of Doom" page.....

keep your suggestions and photos coming in.

And here are some more stunning Goth bikes owned by Dr Boot's good buddies at the 40w club. So if you want the ride of a lifetime.... you know where to go.

Angie & Geoff sent us these pictures of their two monster Goth Mobiles. Above is the stunning Merlin and below is the awsome Spellbound. Amazingly, both these vehicles are street legal and can be seen intimidating the innocent road users of Doncaster. Thanks Guys.

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We have just discovered the most stunning and drop dead gorgous Gothmobile in the world ever. It's currently a concept car made by Holden in Australia. But maybe one day it will go into production.

Behold The Awsome
Holden Efijy

Rose is praying that it doesn't go into production as Bazz will want to sell the house to buy one and we could both end up living in the car...... Bazz doesn't see this as a problem though.

Some people have commented on the lack of Hearses on the Goth motors page..... So we have put together the most stunning collection of beautiful Hearses ever seen. Just hit the button bellow to satisfy your morbid curiousity.

Dead Good Hearses

And here are some more dark and dirty cars and bikes, unearthed by Dr Boots & Tammy

This hot and racey young lady bears more than a passing resemblance to Elvira...... Bazz has always maintained that she would give you the ride of a lifetime and this just proves his point....

This awsome beast of a van has been lovinglt built by John. For more details check out the Nightcrawler website

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Here is a rare example of Ford Capri Gothmobile which has been lovingly restored by Maxen Derive

And here is Maxen herself. A Gorgeous Goth Babe in a Gorgeous Gothmobile......... Perhaps we could talk Jeremy Clarkson into having a new feature on Top Gear

And at last we have our first customer owned hearse